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This is what you're here for, isn't it. It used to be so easy, what with there being a symbiotic relationship between the talent and the media, but now, who'd want be an interviewer? And who'd dare to be interviewed by me these days?

Enjoy my halcyon collection of celebrity confessionals. Nasty, brutish and long, the lot of them.