LATEST NEWS: Summer 2009

Shock and Bore. An interview with Genesis P. Orridge in the New Humanist

A few words with dear Madame Arcati Why I went to the Screws over Clive James

Ever wondered what a first draft of a News of the World scoop looks like? Find out:

Welcome to my website. It's only taken about ten years to get to this stage, but there have been a few distractions that have pushed me off course.

In the meantime, enjoy the work and drop me a line. It also reminds the world -and commissioning editors - that despite my best efforts over the past 20 years or so, I’m not dead yet.